Dear Men of Baltimore,
Between me working with kids and being sick, I haven't seen much of you lately. But I should've known you'd speak up again now that the weather is nice.
I'm sure we've talked about this before, but it obviously needs repeating. If your line is telling me you want to be my friend on the side, and this conversation is occurring at a gas station, you really can just keep on driving.
Thanks for offering to help me put air in my tires though. That made you seem way less sketchy.