Dear Men of Baltimore,
Shall we start blaming sunny days and 695?
Honking at me on the beltway and bellowing "you sexy, can I call?" over the sounds of traffic is so tempting...but not.
Keep your eyes in the road, and please remember we women are prizes. You need to have more to offer. I'm not going to react to every person that thinks I'm attractive. Substance, people!
Love always,
Me
Monday, April 16, 2012
Thursday, March 22, 2012
I should've known you'd be back in the spring
Dear Men of Baltimore,
Between me working with kids and being sick, I haven't seen much of you lately. But I should've known you'd speak up again now that the weather is nice.
I'm sure we've talked about this before, but it obviously needs repeating. If your line is telling me you want to be my friend on the side, and this conversation is occurring at a gas station, you really can just keep on driving.
Thanks for offering to help me put air in my tires though. That made you seem way less sketchy.
Love,
Me
Between me working with kids and being sick, I haven't seen much of you lately. But I should've known you'd speak up again now that the weather is nice.
I'm sure we've talked about this before, but it obviously needs repeating. If your line is telling me you want to be my friend on the side, and this conversation is occurring at a gas station, you really can just keep on driving.
Thanks for offering to help me put air in my tires though. That made you seem way less sketchy.
Love,
Me
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Sunny Day
Dear MOB,
You've got to be joking... I haven't heard from you in AGES. But on the first true springlike day, you're back.
If you're walking home from the liquor store at 2:30, don't "Hey Girl" me when my car is at a stop sign. I mean, what..."ohh baby, that was such a great line that I'd like to give you a ride home." yeah, no.
You've got to be joking... I haven't heard from you in AGES. But on the first true springlike day, you're back.
If you're walking home from the liquor store at 2:30, don't "Hey Girl" me when my car is at a stop sign. I mean, what..."ohh baby, that was such a great line that I'd like to give you a ride home." yeah, no.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Well, ya know... No.
Dear Men of Baltimore,
I've told you this before: I don't just speak for myself in this blog. My girlfriends are less than impressed with you too. As my one friend put it today, "I think they're just getting lazier."
One of Baltimore's classiest approached her in a 7-11 this morning and bypassed all standard greetings, instead opting to open with, "Yo, ya gotta man or sumthin?"
She replied yes and held up her hand, displaying a diamond-clad ring finger, then walked on to continue her shopping (and escape his rank BO).
He then followed her around the store and began the all-too-common protest we hear (the implication that monogamy doesn't matter). He started with, "Well, ya know..." and she quickly shut him down with a simple and firm, "No."
Tell me, MOB, are there many Women of Baltimore who buy into that? I personally don't know any females who that crap has worked on, but if I'm wrong, please tell me! Otherwise, can you explain what it is about you that is SO incredible you think you can turn classy women into cheaters? Because we just aren't seeing it...
I've told you this before: I don't just speak for myself in this blog. My girlfriends are less than impressed with you too. As my one friend put it today, "I think they're just getting lazier."
One of Baltimore's classiest approached her in a 7-11 this morning and bypassed all standard greetings, instead opting to open with, "Yo, ya gotta man or sumthin?"
She replied yes and held up her hand, displaying a diamond-clad ring finger, then walked on to continue her shopping (and escape his rank BO).
He then followed her around the store and began the all-too-common protest we hear (the implication that monogamy doesn't matter). He started with, "Well, ya know..." and she quickly shut him down with a simple and firm, "No."
Tell me, MOB, are there many Women of Baltimore who buy into that? I personally don't know any females who that crap has worked on, but if I'm wrong, please tell me! Otherwise, can you explain what it is about you that is SO incredible you think you can turn classy women into cheaters? Because we just aren't seeing it...
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Hollaback!
Dear Men of Baltimore,
I am not the only one who finds you to be offensive/inappropriate.
For other women's perspective please visit:
http://bmore.ihollaback.org/
https://www.facebook.com/HollabackBmore?sk=info
Sincerely,
Me & Lots More Baltimore Women
I am not the only one who finds you to be offensive/inappropriate.
For other women's perspective please visit:
http://bmore.ihollaback.org/
https://www.facebook.com/HollabackBmore?sk=info
Sincerely,
Me & Lots More Baltimore Women
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
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